Stone Arch Players 2017-2018 Season
The Robin Hood Caper by Fred Carmichael
Directed by Thiry Olbrich
Four old people meet to report on their good works in the "Charities Anonymous Club" at the home of Flora Langley's nephew, a small town journalist in danger of losing his newspaper to the grafting Mayor. Flora and her three old friends are actually retired crooks who use their old modus operandi for charitable purposes. Through the plot there is woven an unusual love story, moments of satire, and show stopping situations of hilarity.
Patron Call In: October 24, 25, 26
Tickets will be on sale to the general public starting October 30th with call-ins from 7-9 PM Nightly or email us: email@example.com
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* November 4, 10, 11, 17, 18 Start at 8:00 p.m.
* Sunday shows 5, 12, 19 Start at 2:00 p.m.
The Lottie & Bernice Show By L. Don Swartz
Directed by Colette Hartzler
Two old grumpy Polish ladies, Lottie and Bernice, become trapped in a television studio by a blizzard and end up taking over Western New York’s favorite morning show “Buffalo Yak.” Well, they do have some help. Two constantly bickering janitors, Hal and Sal, agree to handle the editorials while Candy Bickel, a wildly ambitious station intern who sees the blizzard as her break into media stardom, takes over the news desk. Neurotic program director Virgil Mooch tries to help, despite the fact that being on-camera makes him throw up. Lloyd Block, the station manager, struggles to hold everything together, while at the same time drowning his sorrows because of his deteriorating domestic situation. Things get much worse as the audience witnesses the funniest bad TV ever broadcast, highlighted by calls from listeners who are answered, “You are on the air with the Lottie & Bernice Show. What’s your beef?”
Auditions November 6 & 7, 7:00 p.m. at the Theater in the Park.
- Feb 24, Mar 3, 9, 10, 16, 17 - 8:00 PM
- Feb 25, Mar 4, 11 - 2:00 PM
Patron Call In: Feb 13, 14, 15..
Tickets will be on sale to the general public starting Feb 20th with call-ins from 7-9 PM Nightly or email us firstname.lastname@example.org
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Southern Fried Funeral by Osborne & Eppler
Directed by Katye Long
Dewey Frye is dead and the rest of his family is left to pick up the pieces -- that is if they don't kill each other first. Not only does matriarch Dorothy have to contend with sudden widowhood, but she's also faced with church-committee harpy Ozella Meeks sticking her nose in the family business, Dewey's snake-in-the-grass brother making a grab for her house, and two grown daughters reliving their childhood rivalry. Funerals bring out the worst, the best, and the funniest in people, and the Fryes are no exception. A big-hearted comedy about family -- Southern-style.
Auditions - February 6 & 7 at 7:00 p.m. at the Theater in the Park
- May 5, 11, 12, 18, 19, - 8:00 PM
- May 6, 13, 20- 2:00 PM
Patron Call In: April 24, 25, 26. Ticket requests can be made anytime by calling 717-248-2224 or by email email@example.com and general public tickets will be booked starting May 1th.